things to remember:
- nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
- because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
I rarely have genuine crushes on guys bc there’s rarely anything of value going on upstairs and they’re just so thoroughly boring for the most part and leaps and bounds below me in every way but I genuinely love and respect Nathan Fielder so much/know he “”gets it”“/want him to take me on a d8
it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.